Good News, Bad News Smakk
Good news – You got a new job.
Bad news – It comes with a uniform and broom.
Good news – You just met a hot girl.
Bad news – Her name is Jeff.
Good news – You got a new pet dog.
Bad news – It’s still the girl named Jeff.
Good news – You’ve overcome your fear of public speaking.
Bad news – You’re talking to a judge.
Good news – You’re getting out of the hospital.
Bad news – You’re leaving in a hearse.
Good news – Your wife is pregnant.
Bad news – It’s mine.
Good news – You just made the game winning shot.
Bad news – You’re playing quarters and your date just puked on you.
Good news – You remembered to blow out the candles before going to bed.
Bad news – Your alcohol breath just set your house on fire.
Good news – You lost five pounds.
Bad news – Your penis just fell off.

Top five movies about news reporters:
5. Up Close and Personal
4. The Mean Season
3. Anchorman
2. Broadcast News
1. All The President’s Men