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Monday, March 21, 2005

Perfect Joke Smakk
The perfect joke:
Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it's hot in here."
The other muffin replies, "Holy Shit! A talking muffin!"
If you think you can do better, bring it on in comments.
Top five "perfect" movies:
5. The Perfect Weapon
4. Picture Perfect
3. Perfect
2. The Perfect Storm
1. Dead Solid Perfect

posted by CaptSmakk @ 7:00 PM  

9 Comments:

  • At 4:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Two snakes are slithering down the sidewalk.



    One says to the other,Hey, are we poisonous??



    The other says,I don't know, why??



    The first snake says,Because I just bit my lip.?

     

  • At 4:58 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    A man walks down the street with a fried egg on his head.

    A passerby asks him why.

    He replies, "If it were hard boiled it would roll off."

     

  • At 4:58 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    What do marathon runners wearing bad shoes suffer?

    Agony of defeat.

     

  • At 4:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Two zeros were walking down a street. They passed an eight.

    One zero said to the other zero, "Hey, what's that? Do you think it's Siamese twins?"

     

  • At 5:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    A dog went into a telegraph office to send a telegram. He wrote, ?Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.?

    The clerk read what the dog wrote and said, "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price."

    "But, the dog replied, "then the message wouldn't make any sense."

     

  • At 5:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I went to buy a camouflage shirt . . . but I couldn't find any

     

  • At 5:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    A man was murdered in his home over the weekend. Detectives found him face down in the bathtub. The tub had been filled with milk, cornflakes, and banana slices.

    Police suspect a cereal killer.

     

  • At 5:02 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    A priest, a rabbi, and a minister all walk into a bar.

    The bartender asks, "Is this some kind of joke?"

     

  • At 8:56 AM, Blogger CaptSmakk said…

    A muffin walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey! We don't serve food here."

     

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