Road Trip Smakk
The road trip is a sacred journey that should be a regular part of everyone’s life. What could be better than heading out on the road in your ride packed with friends, beer, snacks, beer, cd’s and beer. But the essential part of the road trip that many people fail to understand is doing the right activities for entertainment value while out on the road. Here are a few classics that I recommend:
Mile Marker Chug – everyone takes a drink every time you pass a mile marker
Improvised Urinal - finding different items that you can piss in while in the car to avoid stopping at the bathroom; some of my winners – Doritos bag, Gatorade bottle, Pringles can, ex-wife’s purse, etc…
Improvised Urinal Plus – throwing those items out the car window to hit friend’s car following behind you
Burp Blow – quietly blow your burp breath from the backseat to the driver; works best on combination of beer, Taco Beuno & Monster energy drink
Psycho Disk Repeat – playing the same highly annoying song on repeat at least 27 times during the trip; recommend Take My Breath Away or Since You’ve been Gone
Random Man – blurting out of random sayings in the middle of other people’s conversation; anything about crop dusting or muffins usually works
Seat Warmer War - secretly turning on the heated seat warmer of your neighbor and watching them start to sweat thinking they’re having a hangover heat attack
I have an Austin road trip planned for this weekend to go to the SXSW Music fest, so I’ll be sure to update you all on any new road trip activities we uncover. Be safe - just don’t be sober.
Top five road trip movies:
5. Overnight Delivery
4. Planes, Trains and Automobiles
3. Road Trip
2. Rain Man
1. Blues Brothers