St Patty's Day Smakk
St Patty’s Day is here!!! A day completely dedicated to the over consumption of beer. What could possibly be better than that? Well I’m glad I asked:
St Patty’s Day + nudity = Mardi Gras
St Patty’s Day + food = Oktoberfest
St Patty’s Day + beach = Spring Break
St Patty’s Day + random hoes = any night at Club 1407
St Patty’s Day + porn = lonely night at Club 1407
St Patty’s Day + corn = morning after praying to porcelain gods (when did I eat corn?)
St Patty’s Day + music = SXSW Music Fest in Austin
St Patty’s Day + music + three hoes = Me at SXSW Music Fest in Austin (hope they’re not reading this)
St Patty’s Day + car = Road Trip or Trip to Jail
St Patty’s Day + boat = this summer
St Patty’s Day + plane = Crop Dusting (Crop Dusters Spray Better)

Top five beer movies:
5. Brew (***see below***)
4. Take This Job and Shove It
3. Spring Break
2. Smokey & the Bandit (smuggling Coors from Texas)
1. Strange Brew

*** I haven’t actually sen this movie but the plot summary sounds like it could be a Smakk classic. Brew - A college student inherits a brewery, and decides to sell it for the money. As he and his friends clean the place, lurking in the celler is supposedly some long-dead ancestors have been locked away, living off beer made from human blood. They get loose and lock the kids in the brewery, where the feeding starts.