Cop Smakk
When I think about what kind of life it must be to be a cop, these guys are not firing on all cylinders and hopefully not on innocent citizens that had one cocktail too many. It's a complete love/hate thing happening here. What other person do people either dread the most or love the most based on the situation. Typical night - you're crusin' down the road about ninety mph, a little liquored up, a couple teenage girls in the back, small exotic animals running around the car (oh I know you can relate) and the blue lights start flashing in the rear view. Yeah that sucks.
But how does it feel when you're walking alone down a deserted dirt road in the mountains from your overheated deathtrap economy rental when you see your three toothed banjo playin' new best friend sneaking up from behind squealing like OJ with a new machete. Let's just say the new load in your pants ain't gonna help you get away from the bloodhounds that Wilbur has back at the casa de deliverance waiting to track you down. Blue lights pulling around the bend aren't that bad anymore.
So I say we give the coppers a break and the respect they deserve for a job that no sane person wants or could handle.
Top five films about those fine men in blue:
5. Lord of the Flies
4. The Muppet Movie
3. Animal Farm
2. Charlotte's Web
1. Babe
What can I say - a pig is a pig.
That will do, Officer. That will do
When I think about what kind of life it must be to be a cop, these guys are not firing on all cylinders and hopefully not on innocent citizens that had one cocktail too many. It's a complete love/hate thing happening here. What other person do people either dread the most or love the most based on the situation. Typical night - you're crusin' down the road about ninety mph, a little liquored up, a couple teenage girls in the back, small exotic animals running around the car (oh I know you can relate) and the blue lights start flashing in the rear view. Yeah that sucks.
But how does it feel when you're walking alone down a deserted dirt road in the mountains from your overheated deathtrap economy rental when you see your three toothed banjo playin' new best friend sneaking up from behind squealing like OJ with a new machete. Let's just say the new load in your pants ain't gonna help you get away from the bloodhounds that Wilbur has back at the casa de deliverance waiting to track you down. Blue lights pulling around the bend aren't that bad anymore.
So I say we give the coppers a break and the respect they deserve for a job that no sane person wants or could handle.
Top five films about those fine men in blue:
5. Lord of the Flies
4. The Muppet Movie
3. Animal Farm
2. Charlotte's Web
1. Babe
What can I say - a pig is a pig.
That will do, Officer. That will do
posted by CaptSmakk @ 10:25 PM
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