Debris Smakk
First off, the shuttle disaster today is an awful tragedy and my sincere feelings go out to the families of the crewmembers. That said - we know who I am or at least what I write. So here are the first despicable one-liners I've heard about today's events:
My marriage broke up faster than the Columbia.
I hear NASA jigsaw puzzles are available all over town in Palestine, TX.
Hey Bartender. I need a beer as bad as the astronauts need a new shuttle.
For an appetizer, we'll just have some crackers with de brie.
Anyway, here's tonight's list.
Top 5 films about astronauts:
5. Planet of the Apes (1968)
4. Capricorn One
3. 2001
2. Apollo 13
1. The Right Stuff
Say a pray for the fallen tonight and for those in North Texas - keep an eye on the sky.
First off, the shuttle disaster today is an awful tragedy and my sincere feelings go out to the families of the crewmembers. That said - we know who I am or at least what I write. So here are the first despicable one-liners I've heard about today's events:
My marriage broke up faster than the Columbia.
I hear NASA jigsaw puzzles are available all over town in Palestine, TX.
Hey Bartender. I need a beer as bad as the astronauts need a new shuttle.
For an appetizer, we'll just have some crackers with de brie.
Anyway, here's tonight's list.
Top 5 films about astronauts:
5. Planet of the Apes (1968)
4. Capricorn One
3. 2001
2. Apollo 13
1. The Right Stuff
Say a pray for the fallen tonight and for those in North Texas - keep an eye on the sky.
posted by CaptSmakk @ 7:39 PM
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home