Wingman Smakk
Finally, someone has had an idea to assist the drunk smakk nation with a great service - http://www.flywingman.com/. Here's the basic summary - you drive out to your favorite bar in the Big D area. During the course of the 10 hour marathon of cocktails, you wisely decide you may be a little too tipsy for the drive back home. Call Wingman!! They dispatch a guy on a mini-moped to meet you at the bar within 20 minutes. The moped then folds up into a small carrying case. They put the case in the trunk of your car, and then drive you and friends in your own car back to your house. He then speeds back away on his moped. Next morning, you wake up hugging your own porcelain god at your own house with your car safely in the garage. Sheer brilliance. At only a $15 pick-up charge to meet you at the bar and $2 a mile from bar to your house, I am giving Wingman a big smakk approval. I'm sure I'll let you know if it lives up to the reality by this weekend.
On a side note - I was so exciting when learning about this service that I had to immediately email out the link to the rest of the Crew. Big Wu goes to the site to check out the deal and then sends me the text, "But it's going to be cold on the moped." Are you kidding me? Did he really think that they would pick our drunk ass up and drive us home on the back of a moped? Read the site a little better boy. Jesus...