Little Bottle Smakk
Now I'm sure many of you thought from the title of this post that I would be talking about the small airplane sized bottles of Captain. But alas no, I am going to speak about the small bathroom accessory bottles you get in you hotel room. Being that I travel every couple weeks to either Shreveport or Austin for work, I find myself compelled to take any of the unused bottles of shampoo, conditioner, lotion and mouthwash back with me. I usually just end up throwing these in an extra drawer in the bathroom at home in case I need them someday.
Well it just so happens that yesterday I noticed that my forehead and face were very dry. Since I don't regularly use or even have any normal skin lotion, and I didn't want one of the many fruity flavors the Bunny lathers herself in, I decide to go ahead and use some of my confiscated hotel memorabilia. So I dab a little of the white lotion on my fingers and start to spread across my forehead. I keep working it around and around and around, and the damn stuff just won't absorb in. WTF? So I turn on the facet, cup some water in my hands and splash my face to wash the lotion off. Upon looking in the mirror, my face (especially now my beard) is covered in a nice thick soapy foam. I grab the bottle to read label and of course it reads -"Pantene Conditioning Shampoo". Jesus Christ.
Is it really that much to ask to make the lotion and shampoo bottles just a little different looking? Maybe a gold colored shampoo or something? Candlewood Suites - you have just made my list....