Summer Nights Smakk
It appears the Crew's life long sworn to no relationships bachelor, Loops MVP, has been bitten by the summer love bug. His many vanishing acts and numerous "sick days" from work seem to confirm this event. So to celebrate this momentous occasion, Big Wu was kind enough to send me an "Ode to Loop's Summer of Love" as follows:

Summer loving had me a blast,
Summer loving happened so fast,
Met a girl so cock crazy for me,
Met a boy as horny as could be,
Summer days acting sick so I can stay,
In her bed for those oh oh oh summmmmmmerrrrrr niiiiiiightttttssss