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Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Alien Abduction Smakk
I'm writing this from underneath the bed with Pepper. This morning she said she was playing with Smakk when all of a sudden she was put in a cloth sack and locked up. She was then transported to another planet while being tortured and made to listen to Kidd Kraddick. Once there, she was shot in the leg and neck. And anal probed. After this she was free to roam this strange planet. It smelled heavily of other animals that had previously been tortured. One of the aliens then tried to force her into a cage. She managed to fight them by hissing and bearing her teeth. The alien then put her back in a cloth sack and she was transported back home. We are plotting our protection plan in case there is another attack. I am sharpening my teeth on the furniture later tonight and Pepper will be sharpening her claws on the curtains and practicing her hiss. We'll be ready for them next time. In the meantime the Smakk family is reading up on how to build a arc. No end to the rain for the next 10 days.

1 Comments:

  • At 12:19 PM, Blogger troyy88 said…

    Poor kitty cat....that why dogs are always the pet of choice.

     

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