Gunrack Smakk
On my lovely drive back from Athens, TX today, a dooley pulls up on my ass in the rearview mirror. As I'm about to make my signature slam on the brakes move to back the redneck off my ass, I notice Billy Joe Don Cooter has a freakin' shotgun up in his window behind his head. Thinking the effect of buckshot on my bemer and my ass, I decide to change lanes and just let the Bubba Bob drive on by. So as I pull back in behind Gomer and get a better look at his 12 gauge, what do I see? It's a stupid umbrella in his rack. And a camoflouge one at that. I'm sure the Jeff Woxworthy 8-track was cranked up as well....