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Thursday, March 10, 2005

New Reality Show Smakk
This is the true story of seven alcoholics, picked to drink all day and have their lives taped, and find out what happens when people stop being sober and start getting REAL DRUNK. The Real Drunk Real World!
So the first episode will be taking place this Saturday at the Greenville Ave St. Patty’s Day Parade. Since drinking will probably commence around 9am, this should prove as a great inaugural episode. Unfortunately one of our characters, Scotty D (still pondering what his new nickname will be) will not make an appearance on the show until we visit our Phoenix locale in April. We intend to make this show very educational so future episodes are sure to include the following topics:
- Art of Cockblocking
- Mute Sign Language Demonstrations
- Passing & Failing Roadside Sobriety Tests
- How to Get $400 Bar Tab in One Setting
- Every Waitress is Really Named Stacy
- Crop Dusting – The Perfect Pick-Up Line
- Giving the “Eye”
- Beer Goggling Made Easy
- White Boy Shuffle
- Impregnating Work Peers
- Hoobastank, Not Just a Band Name

Top five films about reality or game shows:
5. Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
4. Ed TV
3. Quiz Show
2. SFW
1. The Truman Show

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