Class Smakk
Last night was the first of 3 classes I'm being dragged to...err...attending with the Bunny on the birthing of Smakkette. So it was basically all pretty common stuff but I did take home a few valuable nuggets:
Babies are born from a sewed up turtle neck sweater
The class was really a commercial for stem cell research and upgrading your delivery room to a suite (they may have got me on the suite)
Wet panties mean something completely different these days
A full grown person could be born through 10 centimeters dilated when you show it on an enlarged slide presentation
I am not allowed to be drunk during the delivery (what the hell?)
Next week I get to learn about this mystery item called a car seat and the final class is three hours on breast feeding At least I might volunteer for demonstrations on that last class...
Last night was the first of 3 classes I'm being dragged to...err...attending with the Bunny on the birthing of Smakkette. So it was basically all pretty common stuff but I did take home a few valuable nuggets:
Babies are born from a sewed up turtle neck sweater
The class was really a commercial for stem cell research and upgrading your delivery room to a suite (they may have got me on the suite)
Wet panties mean something completely different these days
A full grown person could be born through 10 centimeters dilated when you show it on an enlarged slide presentation
I am not allowed to be drunk during the delivery (what the hell?)
Next week I get to learn about this mystery item called a car seat and the final class is three hours on breast feeding At least I might volunteer for demonstrations on that last class...
posted by CaptSmakk @ 8:17 AM
1 Comments:
At 10:26 AM,
Sarah Griffin said…
We also learned that babies scrape their plastic noses on the pelvis coming out.
And that the dad should never try to check at home to see how dilated mom is.
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