Countdown Smakk
Less than 25 days left to the expected arrival of Smakkette and already we have a major change in Club 6850. For the first time in probably 20 years, my house bar with all the liquor bottles has been relocated out of the viewing area and placed behind closed doors in the pantry. It's like I lost a part of my family. Even when Big Wu visited the house this Saturday, the very first words out of his mouth were "Where the fuck is the booze?"
Ohhh the sacrifices I am making for my spawn....bright pink room, weird baby contraptions everywhere, car seat holder already in both cars. And the pets are definitely walking around more nervous than ever....
Less than 25 days left to the expected arrival of Smakkette and already we have a major change in Club 6850. For the first time in probably 20 years, my house bar with all the liquor bottles has been relocated out of the viewing area and placed behind closed doors in the pantry. It's like I lost a part of my family. Even when Big Wu visited the house this Saturday, the very first words out of his mouth were "Where the fuck is the booze?"
Ohhh the sacrifices I am making for my spawn....bright pink room, weird baby contraptions everywhere, car seat holder already in both cars. And the pets are definitely walking around more nervous than ever....
posted by CaptSmakk @ 4:51 PM
2 Comments:
At 9:58 AM,
Sarah Griffin said…
Your captain bottle is crying from inside the pantry. What a sissy.
At 9:34 AM,
troyy88 said…
Wait till we all come over and there are toys everywhere,no st pattys day party and when its time to play 18 and i get ping "sorry babysitting".
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