Eufaula Smakk
Over the weekend, Big Wu, L, GudGirl, the Bunny & I all took a road trip together up to the buzzing metroplex of Eufaula, OK for the reception of the recently wed Yotts. The reception was fantastic especially since we went through over 900 bottles of Corona, Bud Lime & Landshark and even had a marathon round of beer pong breaking out in a side room. I think the entire population of this lake town stopped by for the free grub and booze at some point. It was a fun night full of dancing, drinking and partying but it was the other small moments of our trip that also stand out as follows:
- Big Wu screaming out "Oh God!" and then becoming a frozen statue of fear in the passenger seat after lowering his car visor to have a giant fake rubber spider come crashing in his lap that the Bunny planted early.
- The pre-party game of charades in the hotel in which my attempt to act out "Captain Hook" looked more like a constipated multiple sclerosis victim having a seizure while being electrocuted. I won't even get into me trying to do the "Cheetah Girls".
- The Bunny taking a slow motion tumble off the bed (with a little foot nudge by Smakk) at our hotel room post party which she went into a full head first roll flip onto the carpet but was able to maintain control of her Miller Lite the entire time. Sorry Bunny. I'm sure the swelling will go away and you can sleep back on your left side again soon.

Top five Spider movies:
5. The Simpsons Movie (Spiderpig, spiderpig. Does whatever a spiderpig does.)
4. 3 Legged Freaks
3. Arachnophobia
2. Spiderman
1. Spiderman 2