Mom Smakk
They sat me down and explained what this engagement thing is. I have't noticed too much of a change around here yet but here is what I've noticed so far.
- Bunny is now officially going to be my mom.
- I think mom means that even though she's been doing it all along she is now responsible for my well being.
- She wears something shiny on her finger that keeps blinding everyone.
- Ron's wallet is noticebly thinner. I'm sure he'll be fine since "All he does is make money."
- So far Mom has only taken me on two crummy walks. Not getting off to a great start.
- I'm learning two new tricks. One is to "play drunk" and another is to be "ring bearer".
- Mom has been too busy to clean. I actually found a piece of captain crunch on the floor today. Very tasty even if I accidently ate it with a giant dust ball.
- Ron keeps turning very pale and clutching at his chest when mom talks about engagement.

I guess that is about it for now. I'll keep you updated. I'm hoping that all of this will somehow benefit me but so far I'm not seeing much of a improvement. In fact, I have this feeling I'm going to be forced to wear more sweaters and scary outfits and learn stupid tricks. Gone are the days when they would pass out with full plates of pizza rolls and let me chew coffee tables. I am shedding a tear now. Just like hundreds of girls throughout Dallas. Also like Uncle Wu who is now feeling even more pressure to pop the question to Pookie. And Uncle Loops who feels he's lost his best friend and had to replace him with myspace. RIP bachelor Smakk. - Carrot