Practical Smakk
Shout out to Big Wu for pulling the same simple practical joke on both Loops and Beau with great success. Basically while they are not looking, you poke a small hole about a 1/2 inch down in an open can of beer that one of your buddies is drinking. He goes to take a sip and out comes the beer pouring down the front of their shirt and pants.

About two weeks ago, Wu demonstrates this to me while Loops is hacking away on the course. Loops returns to the passenger seat of the cart which I'm driving and proceeds to take a gulp from his Silver Bullet. Out comes a stream of beer dribbling down the front of Loops, shirt. "Jesus," exclaims Loops. "Am I still that drunk from last night that I can't hit my mouth?" After about his third sip and a little advice from me, Loops figures things out as Wu and Troy are bellowing in laughter from their cart in front of us.

Once again demonstrating the staying power of this joke, Wu pokes a hole in Beau's can this weekend while he's lining up his drive. Once again, I get to share in the immediate pleasure of this discovery since I am now riding shotgun in the cart. Beau lifts the drink and "What the fuck?" comes out as he beer pours straight down to water his twig and berries on his formerly dry pants. Luckily, this occured with four holes left to play to give Beau time to dry off, until he drinks out of the same can again and proceeds to let his Johnson swims in more Coors Light. Yes, twice in one beer is a classic!

So props to Big Wu and a warning to any who ride along in my cart...beware the Chinaman.