Apocalypse Smakk
There is much debate in the signs of the apocalypse. Common beliefs include The Four Horsemen, The Seven Seals, The Seven Vials, etc... But I have been recognizing many signs in my everyday adventures within the camp I call the Rontourage. Some common examples:
Fire - Loops has a Fire Up everyday
Floods - The Captain on my liver
Pestilence (that means plagues for my Aggie readers) - I don't even want to know the plagues that some of those crew members have spread around Big D
Wars - Have you seen the World Wars that broke out between drunk Bunny & I?
The Second Coming - I try not to give details on my sex life
The Birth of the Antichrist - see birthday list of any single member of the Crew
False Messiahs - Buddha Wu
Cloning - MySpace pigs, meet Loops
Identifying marks being placed on the population at large - what bars don't stamp?
Earthquakes - dance floor at Knox Street

And finally, the most defining action that Armageddon is upon us.....
The Bunny & I are now engaged. Announcements for the End of the World reception party will be forthcoming.