Vegas Survived
So both Vegas and all the boys survived last week although there were a couple close calls - mostly for me of course. Short recap:
Met three good bunnies at airport before even starting trip Broke into airplane fridge and stole arms full of Heineken with only 15 minutes before landing
Got lost in Wynn trying to find suite
Dropped $6000 at black jack table first night and never recovered losses
Crashed Asian party in mack daddy suite by banging on our adjacent suite door
Almost got banned from New York New York for drunken football incident
Passed out for 15 hours and hurled back up Burger Bar
Watched crew smuggle 56 beers into Luxor pool area
Donated funds through black jack to Wynn, Luxor, New York, Excalibur and Palms
Hit the Ghost Bar with carrots in pocket. Few bunnies on a Tuesday
Those are the basics but considering we still have the weekend to go, I'm sure more adventure or drama will follow.
So both Vegas and all the boys survived last week although there were a couple close calls - mostly for me of course. Short recap:
Met three good bunnies at airport before even starting trip Broke into airplane fridge and stole arms full of Heineken with only 15 minutes before landing
Got lost in Wynn trying to find suite
Dropped $6000 at black jack table first night and never recovered losses
Crashed Asian party in mack daddy suite by banging on our adjacent suite door
Almost got banned from New York New York for drunken football incident
Passed out for 15 hours and hurled back up Burger Bar
Watched crew smuggle 56 beers into Luxor pool area
Donated funds through black jack to Wynn, Luxor, New York, Excalibur and Palms
Hit the Ghost Bar with carrots in pocket. Few bunnies on a Tuesday
Those are the basics but considering we still have the weekend to go, I'm sure more adventure or drama will follow.
posted by CaptSmakk @ 11:17 AM
28 Comments:
At 1:13 PM,
Anonymous said…
So you and the crew blew your wads on each other it sounds like. What a wad blowing weekend.
At 1:23 PM,
Anonymous said…
Man, that trip sounds rediculously boring.
At 1:24 PM,
Anonymous said…
You sound rediculously boring, you freakin' *i**head. Why don't you get some kind of balls or something?
At 1:25 PM,
Anonymous said…
Balls for you what? Soccer?
At 1:25 PM,
Anonymous said…
For me what? What the hell does that mean? Can you understand the words that are comin' out of my mouf?
At 1:26 PM,
Anonymous said…
You like my balls, Tucker? What, you want to eat sweet and sour balls? How about a little of my special sauce?
At 1:27 PM,
Anonymous said…
I'm not Tucker, you little freakin' idiot. Look at my name! Why don't you wax on and wax off while you're thinking of me?
At 1:28 PM,
Anonymous said…
You said you were the sidekick of Jackie Chan, and with the "words comin' out of your mouf" I assumed that you were supposed to be Tucker. Sorry you are too stupid. Geez! With your name you should be able to see that ahead of the time.
At 1:29 PM,
Anonymous said…
Don't make fun of my name you stupid little wok!
At 1:30 PM,
Anonymous said…
Oh, now you're getting personal? You probably wear an oversized flower dress made from a curtain because you are so fat. Like-a some elephant or something. Besides, I don't use wok, that's Chinese.
At 1:31 PM,
Anonymous said…
I could have meant Ewok and called you that because you were some sort of gay Star Wars lover. Blowing your wad on Solo.
And you don't know how big I am or am not. For your information, I'm 5'4" and 118 lbs.
At 1:32 PM,
Anonymous said…
Oh, you lie. You are 118 lbs in one finger you hippo. You probably have a small d***, too.
At 1:33 PM,
Anonymous said…
It would be your small d*** if I did, you stir fried rice ball.
At 1:33 PM,
Anonymous said…
I'll give you may rice ball you ungratefull bi***. I'll even spread some duck sauce all over your face for all its worth.
At 1:34 PM,
Anonymous said…
You promise? I think that that would be awesome. I mean, you and I getting together.
At 1:34 PM,
Anonymous said…
Are you serious?
At 1:35 PM,
Anonymous said…
Absolutely. Why don't you email me and we can set up a time.
At 1:35 PM,
Anonymous said…
Hell yeah! What is your email?
At 1:36 PM,
Anonymous said…
cvoyant@drigwell.com
At 1:36 PM,
Anonymous said…
I'll do it right now.
At 1:36 PM,
Anonymous said…
Great. I'll get my chop sticks.
At 1:37 PM,
Anonymous said…
What?! Screw you you bitch. There you go again with the asian crap. You heifer.
At 1:37 PM,
Anonymous said…
I can't use chop sticks when I'm eating Chinese? Are you a control freak?
At 1:38 PM,
Anonymous said…
Like I told you! I AM NOT CHINESE!!! What are you? white?
At 1:39 PM,
Anonymous said…
No. But, it doesn't matter what I am. I think I'll pass after all. Everytime I eat Chinese, I just get hungry an hour later.
At 1:41 PM,
Anonymous said…
I'm not CHINESE!!!! You overweight, double-chin, cankled, two-ton eatin', XXXXXXL wearin', breath stinkin' cow. Go to pasture with the rest of your herd.
At 3:41 PM,
Anonymous said…
Isn't it odd that with this article about prostitution they used the word "penal?" Just another reason to stay away from Mariah if you don't think that her music sucking is enough to avoid her.
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Mariah Careys Sister Busted For Prostitution
July 8, 2005, 7:12:11 MARIAH CAREY's hooker sister ALISON claims police are trying to stop her from selling sex in her native Suffolk County, New York after setting her up on a houseboat and arresting her for prostitution.
The 44-year-old, who has been diagnosed HIV-positive, was arrested last month (JUN05) after agreeing to meet a client on his boat at a Long Island marina.
The prostitute was busted after she advertised her services on an Internet call girl site, using the name APRIL.
She was arrested and charged with a penal violation.
Alison tells US tabloid National Enquirer, "I got a call to meet a guy on a boat that was docked in a marina. I went onto the boat and told them I needed to use the bathroom.
At 1:40 PM,
Anonymous said…
Where's Smakk?!!!! Has anyone seen Smakk?!!!! He hasn't posted in a loooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggg time by his standards. Where is he? Smakk! Come out, come out wherever you are!!!
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