Smakk Talk

why just talk if you can talk smakk

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

NYE Smakk
In surprising news, another New Year's Eve passed and no Rontourage members went to jail or died. (Two years in a row cell free - congrats Loops!)Though there were some close calls...

Evening started off around 8pm at Club 6850. Keg was tapped, extra brew iced down in coolers, case of champagne was chilled (Andre Champagne at $36 a case. Nothing but the best for my boys.). The crew members starting arriving each armed with bottles of hard liquor for the upcoming shot olympics. Big Wu bartended in his 10 gallon velvet hat passing out shots to anyone with hands. Loops was holding a seminar on the kitchen table on the fine points of drinking Jenga while I started the beer pong exhibition the living room.

The first victim of the night was Gwedo who was catatonic by 10pm from the RBV's that Loops was pouring for him. This was greatly confirmed when Gwedo did a whirlybird piss job covering the shower door in the bathroom. Big Wu had to politely Hulk Hogan body slam him on the front yard before Dirty D & Loops took him back to a hotel. The Bunny was very pleased to be mopping that up the following day.

Midnight came while the party was in full force and the Andre flowed to everyone. That was the kicker sending down the next victim Loops. I'm in the middle of my 6th round of beer pong (5-1 for the night. Damn you Wu for ruining my perfect season.) when I'm interrupted to visit the back bedroom. Loops is curled up in a fetal position under the covers while a crowd is gathered to play connect the dots on his face with a sharpie. It was a good look for Loops as commented on by the breakfast buffet lady while he ordered the next morning.

Around 1am came the 12 mile walk around the neighborhood trying to track down Carrot who had escaped during the melee. I don't blame any one for this (Wu) because the crew was probably all distracted by the mystery puffs of doobie smoke that were floating around in the breeze. Though Puff the Magic Dragon was never seen or identified, Code Red leads the suspect list.

The Bunny & I finally settled in around 3am for a nice little nap until noon the next day to gather up our strength for the cleaning. Ended up being a puke free evening. Even Big Wu's custom engraved "Roland's Party Bucket" escaped the evening empty. All in all a good event to kick off 2007. Have a great year all and keep your glasses full!!

6 Comments:

  • At 3:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Actually carrot made the great escape while I was trying to Bounce Buster Holley out of the event with Princess Jen Mitch holding the door.....What a night!!!! Loops I'm disappointed you washed off the Wu-picaso, it was an orignal for sure!!!!

     
  • At 4:05 PM, Blogger Loops MVP said…

    This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

     
  • At 4:07 PM, Blogger Loops MVP said…

    Boy those AFTERSHOCK shots were Yummmy! So for once I try and not spoil the fun by hiding in the back room and end up getting pasted with Sharpie Blood by all you fools! WTF

     
  • At 9:27 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I'm buying more sharpies for the next party.

     
  • At 7:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    So....Did you find Carrot?
    Geez, way to tell a story and leave off some important info! I'm a little disappointed I wasn't the one puking that night. That would make the first new years without puke in a long time!

     
  • At 5:14 PM, Blogger CaptSmakk said…

    Carrot was recovered around 2am. That is funny how I forgot that part.

     

Post a Comment

<< Home